Crack open the good beer* tonight! If you refer a chapter to ZeusLine we'll send you a portrait of everyone's favorite Ulysses S. Grant printed on a crisp clean $50 bill. You can even refer your own chapter!

There's no referral program to sign up for and no sales pitches. Just have someone in charge come to our website and sign up for a no-risk trial. To qualify, the chapter must list your name and e-mail address on the signup form and must continue their subscription for at least one term following the no-risk trial. And we'll actually send you a check, but you didn't really care, did you?

* Fifty dollar bill is not to be used to buy beer if you are under the legal drinking age. Don't like beer? US Dollars are also widely accepted in exchange for Coke, CDs, ramen noodles, Starbucks, pizza, and many other fine products.

** Colonies are not eligible for the referral program.